Assignment 2 Drew Sorenson - Pandora's Box

I would like first, before I retell the story, to point out that this story should be labeled "Pandora's Jar," or perhaps better yet, "Epimetheus' Jar Which Pandora Found and Unleashed Suffering on All of Mankind." Epimetheus and Prometheus stole fire from the gods and gave it to man, and as a punishment the gods gave to them womankind (sexist much, ancients?). She found Epimetheus' jar full of stuff and let that shit fly. Except for hope. She closed the lid on that. Among the evils she let loose that I would like to squelch are starvation, war, hatred, bell-bottom jeans, country music, AP Latin class, the alto saxophone, and the Confederate flag.